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How NOT to Become a Crotchety Old Man

$9.00

A hilarious handbook for aging with grace and a sense of humor. 

Getting older is inevitable, but becoming cranky? Totally optional. This witty little book offers laugh-out-loud  observations and good natured advice for embracing age without turning into that guy. Perfect for birthdays, retirements or just because.